RFR V: Carnival of Cards - Royal Flush Rumpé

Royal Flush Rumpé V Carnival of Cards flyer, with ringmasters Jamie and Violet presenting poker under the big top on 21 November 2026, plus sideshow games, food and drinks.

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One night only

Six Marvellous Performers

Performances begin21 / 11 / 2026

The board is counting the sleeps.

The Official Programme

What Awaits Under the Big Top

Poker is the headline act. Around it: cocktails, fairground food, sideshows, prizes and all the pageantry a private tournament can possibly justify.

Arrive by11:30

First cards12:00

Final curtain23:00

The Main Ring

Poker, obviously.

Illustration of a poker table under a red and gold circus big top, surrounded by sideshow booths, snacks and cocktails — The table takes centre stage.

The Concessions

Eat between hands. Drink magnificently.

Fairground, circus and funfair-themed snacks will appear throughout the day, with two scheduled food breaks. A variety of cocktails is being created especially for RFR V.

RFR brownies decorated with edible poker chips, beside other homemade bakes — The snack bar has previous form.

A bright green edible-glitter cocktail in an engraved RFR glass — Cocktails made for the occasion.

The Midway

Step right up.

Take on the sideshow games for special prizes and bragging rights. The cards are only the headline act. Expect all the pageantry of a circus around them.

Jamie in Wild West costume standing inside handmade RFR saloon scenery — Previous pageantry set a dangerous precedent.

The Prize Parade

New treasures. Familiar history.

New prizes and new merch will be unveiled, with every piece of previous RFR merch invited back for another performance. The RFR trophy will be waiting for a new name, or an old one, to be added.

The Royal Flush Rumpé Champions Trophy displayed on the poker table — Ready for the next engraving.

An embroidered RFR cap beside colourful poker chips — Previous merch returns to the spotlight.

Unverified and proudly presented

The Rumour Mill

Carnival of Cards has been painted on the sign. The paint is now legally binding.

Behind the velvet rope

The RFR V Prize

Existence confirmed. Tastefulness unverified. Reveal authority withheld.

Inspect previous treasures

RFR event table and decorations — Standards are already unreasonably high.

The RFR III table laid out with custom glassware, cards and decorations — Standards are already unreasonably high.

No free rides★No sensible predictions★Carnival of Cards★No refunds from the fortune teller

The gates will open

Until then, keep your ticket close and your allegations closer.

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