The Cabinet of Rumpé Curiosities
A museum of trophies, custom merchandise, edible branding and counterfeit wealth from across Royal Flush Rumpé history.
Trophies, winnings and objects presented with a completely straight face.
Permanent collection
The monumental object on which every champion joins the official lineage. First claimed by Jamie at The Rumpéning and now displaying the worrying confidence of an artefact that knows it will outlive us all.
RFR I
The inaugural prize haul paired the trophy and counterfeit fortune with a suitably bling-heavy winner's bracelet and a miniature metal winner's card. A modest package for a modest poker night.
Winner's accessories: aggressively shiny
RFR I
A weighty metal Ace of Spades presented to Jamie after the first Rumpé, bearing the crowned RFR crest and enough gold-toned authority to make the result feel legally binding.
Recipient: Jamie “Jackpot” Dalley
RFR II
RFR II's finalists received matching crowned-spade necklaces: gold for champion Zac and silver for runner-up Jamie. The silver version is pictured here in full ceremonial splendour.
Award order: Zac gold, Jamie silver
RFR III
A matched pair of engraved metal contraband awarded to the RFR III winner and runner-up. First and second place both left the speakeasy with something worth smuggling.
Recipients: first and secondBranded objects proving that a private poker night can have its own gift shop.
RFR I
Purple silicone carrying the full Royal Flush Rumpé name, issued before subtlety had even been considered.
Admission status: permanent
RFR I
Every player received a reassuringly weighty coin, with the RFR crest on one side and their own name on the other. Even the currency had assigned ownership.
Reverse side: strictly personal
RFR II
The purple back of the custom RFR deck holder, carrying its royal appointment before the full presentation was revealed on the other side.
Function: keeps the decks in line
RFR II
A black embroidered cap capable of making any kitchen-table competitor look suspiciously sponsored.
Team status: unofficial
RFR II
The custom deck holder opened for inspection.
Display position: fully open
RFR II
A purple and gold RFR notebook with its matching pen, ready for hand histories, tells and allegations nobody could prove.
Minutes recorded: selectively
RFR III
A full line of glasses carrying the RFR mark, arranged with the seriousness of a speakeasy opening night.
Cabinet policy: handle carefully
RFR III
Printed passage aboard the train that carried the players one hundred years into the past.
Return journey: eventually
RFR III
Every player received personalised sunglasses printed with their poker nickname.
Named wearer: Kaori
RFR IV
Personal outlaw notices that made six friends the most identifiable fugitives at the Padfield Showdown.
Reward offered: extremely dubious
RFR IV
Handmade saloon doors turned an ordinary hallway into the entrance to the Padfield Showdown. A firm threshold between civilisation and questionable frontier poker.
Planning permission: unknownEdible branding, poker-shaped baking and snacks with more production value than necessary.
RFR I
A homemade biscuit topped with printed icing carrying the RFR logo. Branding you can admire briefly, then eat.
Recommended play: consume
RFR I
Small cakes decorated as individual playing cards, establishing the edible branding department immediately.
House rule: eat your hand
RFR I
A full plate of the homemade iced RFR biscuits.
Batch size: generous
RFR II
A round RFR treat on a stick, modelled by Zac with the grave concentration of a man trusted with edible branding.
Survival time: brief
RFR II
Card-suit biscuits decorated by the contestants on the day.
Decorator: whoever was nearest
RFR II
A custom giant biscuit topped with the printed RFR logo, photographed halfway through its disappearance. The missing section is the strongest available review.
Evidence status: half eaten
RFR III
Jam biscuits cut into hearts, clubs, diamonds and spades for the Prohibition table.
Historical accuracy: delicious
RFR III
Speakeasy snacks disguised as contraband, best handled before the pastry evidence begins to flake.
Smoking policy: eat immediately
RFR III
Chocolate squares carrying edible RFR chips, supported by an entirely reasonable reserve of extra chocolate.
Stack size: diminishingColour-coded glasses, bootleg menus and refreshments with their own costume department.
RFR I
An Old Fashioned served properly, opening the drinks archive with more composure than the players managed.
Glassware: reassuringly weighty
RFR II
Edible glitter turned this pour a vivid green, one of several colours available on the day. Every player could order their own suspicious shimmer.
Available colours: many
RFR III
Bottles, mixers and printed instructions assembled for a drinks operation of highly questionable legality.
Licence: not located
RFR III
A French 75 served beside cards, chips and costume evidence at RFR III. Champagne, gin and a completely legitimate speakeasy alibi.
House pour: French 75
RFR III
Printed cocktail and mocktail cards giving the speakeasy bar its own properly documented repertoire.
Ordering system: surprisingly formal
RFR IV
Matching orange drinks served at the Padfield Showdown before the table became completely lawless.
Saloon approval: unanimousArchive note